A guy followed a girl wherever she went. One day, the girl noticed and asked the guy,
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: bcos you are so pretty and i think am falling in love with U.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend..... she is prettier than me, and she is right behind you.
(Boy turns around)
Boy: "Are you making fun of me? there is no one behind me
Girl: (smiles) "no, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't have turned back
