COME SEE LOVE LETTER

rom the arcive. A letter written by Cde
to his girlfriend way back in 1991 whilst
he was studying pure maths at night
school
Dear Ruth.
Yesterday, I was passing by your
rectangular house in
Trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute circular
face, conical
nose and spherical eyes, standing in
your triangular
garden. Before seeing you my heart was
a null set, but
when a vector of Magnitude (likeness)
from your eyes
at a deviation of theta radians made a
tangent to my
heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation
with real roots,
which only you can solve by making
good binary
relation with me. The cosine of my love
for you extends
to infinity.I promise that I should not
resolve you into
partial functions but if I do so, you can
integrate me by
applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as
essential to me as an element to aset.
The geometry
of my life revolves around your acute
personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at
parabola restaurant
on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is
making an angle
of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a
solved
polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order
derivatives of maxima
and minima, of an unknown function.

work palava

A brick layer who is a member of a church came to do a job for his church, the job was done for twodays which the work pay is 4k. The following conversation was made between the man and the pastor
pastor: Bro paul u are blessed forworking in Gods vineyard
Bro Paul: thank u pastor
pastor: how much is ur bill?
Paul: 4k
pastor: what is 4k that the lord can not pay u? Bro! Just go with faith heaven wil pay u.
Paul: Ah! Pastor the 4k is my advance if I get to heaven I wil collect my balance.

OVER SABI DEY WORRY MALLAM

Mallam Musa bought a 20m Naira bullet proof Jeep,he was travelingfrom Abuja to Kano wen he was accosted by armed bandits,dey opened fire on his car n all d bullets bounced off. Musa Startedraining abuses @ d bandits"Ubanka Shege, Dan boroba".D Armed Bandits shouted dat dey couldn’t hear him. Musa rolled his glass down so dey could hear him. He was buried yesterday accordn 2 Islamic rites!!! ABOKI.... Lolz,