Menstruation palava

Teacher Wanted to Test Emu's IQ.
Teacher: Emu, what is a Period?.
Emu: I don't know the meaningsir, But I am very sure it is not a good thing. I think it is very dangerous.
Teacher: Why?
Emu: because when my sistersaid she hasn't seen her period for five months,
My mother fainted,
My Father got a heart attack and our driver ran away

Embarrazement galore

A guy asked a girl who was sitting at a table in a library:
Do you mind if I sit with you?. The girl replied with a loud voice; I don't want to spend the night with you. All the Students in the library staredat the guy. He was Embarrassed & walked away,to another table. After a couple of minutes the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said; I am studying Psychology and I know man's feelings when he is embarrassed. The guy shouted; ₦30,000 for one night,
that's too much!

Letter from Akpors to bill gate

Lol...BILL GATES has resigned as the Chairman 0f MICR0-S0FT after receiving a letter from AKP0RS.

AKP0RS} Dear Sir, i have some likely questi0ns to ask...
1) The Keyb0ard alphabets are not in 0rder, when will you launch the correct version
2) There's "Start" butt0n but nothing 2 "St0p"
3) I have learn't MS w0rd, when will you launch MS sentence
4) There is Recycle Bin but no Rescooter Bin, why???
5) And finally a personal question: Why is your name,"GATES" even though you sell Wind0ws....