Nigerian politicians

A man dies. In heaven he sees a
large Wall
full of Clocks.
He asks angel: "What are these
for?"
Angel answers: "These are Lie
Clocks,
every person has lie clock!
Whenever u lie on earth, clock
moves."
The man points towards a clock n
asks:
Whose clock is this?
... Angel says:its Mother Teresa 's.
It never
moved, showing that she never
told lie.
The man asks: Where is Nigerian
Politician's clock?
Angel replies:That's in our
office,We use
it as OFFICE FAN............ :

Stupid alhaji

A very rich but local Alhaji,
decided to open a bank
account after lots of adverts to
him. He's asked to go and take
passport photographs. When
he reached the studio he is
placed before the camera & he
began smilling. The
photographer was shocked,
he asked he 'sir please did you
say you need passport
photos?' The Alhaji replies
'sure'. The photographer goes
on, 'so why are you smiling?'
The man replies again 'this
fictures are for my vank
account, and I want to be
smilling to my vank always va?