lazy teacher

A lazy teacher was once employed ina school and he went to the class toteach. The first day. Teacher: good morning students Students: good morning sir Teacher: I'm going to be your new biology teacher, so do u know what we have this morning? Students: No sir, Teacher: Since u don't know it, there's no point of teaching u. The teacher went and came the following day with this conversation. Teacher: gud morning students Student:gud morning sir Teacher: Do u know what we are having this morning? Out of fear of the previous day, they said "yes sir". Teacher: Since u already know, there's no point teaching u again. The third day the teacher came backto class and asked again. Teacher: Do u know what we are having this morning? Out of confusion some said Yes, while some said No. Teacher: alright then, let those that know teach others who don't kno

expiry date

JOKE FROM Laff Arena Ekaitte: wat r u doin?'' Akpors: notin. Ekaitte: notin? You've been reading ourmarriage certificate 4 an hour nw.. Akpors: i am lookin 4 d expiry date

hahaha

As a gentle and easy going nigerian, you withdrew your money which happens to be your last card from an atm and then thought of counting,after counting, the money is incomplete, what will you do??