Nigerian hilarious or funny jokes/comedy

Teacher: Kola, spell plantain
Kola: whish one? the lipe one or the unlipe one?

He asks "Which one? The ripe one or the unripe one?", some people (like me) have trouble with the 'r', and with some people, it sounds like an 'l'

Teacher: what difference does it make? Just spell plantain!
Kola: Teasha, If you fly the lipe one na 'DODO',
if you fly the unlipe one na 'SHIPS'
if you loast am, na 'BORLI'
All of them na plantain,
so whish one you wan make I spell? 

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An S.S.S.3 Students got to School in the Morning and Started Singing. The Teacher tried to Stop the Girl but she Refused to Stop. Instead, she changed from West-life to Sunny Ade, the teacher sent for her relative at home! When her Brother got to her School, the girl was on Barrister, The teacher asked her Brother what her Problem was all about? The Brother said the Girl mistakenly Swallowed a 2GB Memory Card owned by a DJ.

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An S.S.S.3 Students got to School in the Morning and Started Singing. The Teacher tried to Stop the Girl but she Refused to Stop. Instead, she changed from West-life to Sunny Ade, the teacher sent for her relative at home! When her Brother got to her School, the girl was on Barrister, The teacher asked her Brother what her Problem was all about? The Brother said the Girl mistakenly Swallowed a 2GB Memory Card owned by a DJ.

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An S.S.S.3 Students got to School in the Morning and Started Singing. The Teacher tried to Stop the Girl but she Refused to Stop. Instead, she changed from West-life to Sunny Ade, the teacher sent for her relative at home! When her Brother got to her School, the girl was on Barrister, The teacher asked her Brother what her Problem was all about? The Brother said the Girl mistakenly Swallowed a 2GB Memory Card owned by a DJ.

Music tinzz

An S.S.S.3 Students got to School in the Morning and Started Singing. The Teacher tried to Stop the Girl but she Refused to Stop. Instead, she changed from West-life to Sunny Ade, the teacher sent for her relative at home! When her Brother got to her School, the girl was on Barrister, The teacher asked her Brother what her Problem was all about? The Brother said the Girl mistakenly Swallowed a 2GB Memory Card owned by a DJ.