A very rich but local Alhaji,
decided to open a bank
account after lots of adverts to
him. He's asked to go and take
passport photographs. When
he reached the studio he is
placed before the camera & he
began smilling. The
photographer was shocked,
he asked he 'sir please did you
say you need passport
photos?' The Alhaji replies
'sure'. The photographer goes
on, 'so why are you smiling?'
The man replies again 'this
fictures are for my vank
account, and I want to be
smilling to my vank always va?
Friday 15 June 2012
Thursday 14 June 2012
Menstruation palava
Teacher Wanted to Test Emu's IQ.
Teacher: Emu, what is a Period?.
Emu: I don't know the meaningsir, But I am very sure it is not a good thing. I think it is very dangerous.
Teacher: Why?
Emu: because when my sistersaid she hasn't seen her period for five months,
My mother fainted,
My Father got a heart attack and our driver ran away
Teacher: Emu, what is a Period?.
Emu: I don't know the meaningsir, But I am very sure it is not a good thing. I think it is very dangerous.
Teacher: Why?
Emu: because when my sistersaid she hasn't seen her period for five months,
My mother fainted,
My Father got a heart attack and our driver ran away
Embarrazement galore
A guy asked a girl who was sitting at a table in a library:
Do you mind if I sit with you?. The girl replied with a loud voice; I don't want to spend the night with you. All the Students in the library staredat the guy. He was Embarrassed & walked away,to another table. After a couple of minutes the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said; I am studying Psychology and I know man's feelings when he is embarrassed. The guy shouted; ₦30,000 for one night,
that's too much!
Do you mind if I sit with you?. The girl replied with a loud voice; I don't want to spend the night with you. All the Students in the library staredat the guy. He was Embarrassed & walked away,to another table. After a couple of minutes the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said; I am studying Psychology and I know man's feelings when he is embarrassed. The guy shouted; ₦30,000 for one night,
that's too much!
Letter from Akpors to bill gate
Lol...BILL GATES has resigned as the Chairman 0f MICR0-S0FT after receiving a letter from AKP0RS.
AKP0RS} Dear Sir, i have some likely questi0ns to ask...
1) The Keyb0ard alphabets are not in 0rder, when will you launch the correct version
2) There's "Start" butt0n but nothing 2 "St0p"
3) I have learn't MS w0rd, when will you launch MS sentence
4) There is Recycle Bin but no Rescooter Bin, why???
5) And finally a personal question: Why is your name,"GATES" even though you sell Wind0ws....
AKP0RS} Dear Sir, i have some likely questi0ns to ask...
1) The Keyb0ard alphabets are not in 0rder, when will you launch the correct version
2) There's "Start" butt0n but nothing 2 "St0p"
3) I have learn't MS w0rd, when will you launch MS sentence
4) There is Recycle Bin but no Rescooter Bin, why???
5) And finally a personal question: Why is your name,"GATES" even though you sell Wind0ws....
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