DAD HOW WAS I BORN?

ittle boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail withyour Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as Iwas ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it wastoo late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll down... You'll love this.... ' You got Male!

Nigerian politicians

A man dies. In heaven he sees a
large Wall
full of Clocks.
He asks angel: "What are these
for?"
Angel answers: "These are Lie
Clocks,
every person has lie clock!
Whenever u lie on earth, clock
moves."
The man points towards a clock n
asks:
Whose clock is this?
... Angel says:its Mother Teresa 's.
It never
moved, showing that she never
told lie.
The man asks: Where is Nigerian
Politician's clock?
Angel replies:That's in our
office,We use
it as OFFICE FAN............ :

Stupid alhaji

A very rich but local Alhaji,
decided to open a bank
account after lots of adverts to
him. He's asked to go and take
passport photographs. When
he reached the studio he is
placed before the camera & he
began smilling. The
photographer was shocked,
he asked he 'sir please did you
say you need passport
photos?' The Alhaji replies
'sure'. The photographer goes
on, 'so why are you smiling?'
The man replies again 'this
fictures are for my vank
account, and I want to be
smilling to my vank always va?

Menstruation palava

Teacher Wanted to Test Emu's IQ.
Teacher: Emu, what is a Period?.
Emu: I don't know the meaningsir, But I am very sure it is not a good thing. I think it is very dangerous.
Teacher: Why?
Emu: because when my sistersaid she hasn't seen her period for five months,
My mother fainted,
My Father got a heart attack and our driver ran away

Embarrazement galore

A guy asked a girl who was sitting at a table in a library:
Do you mind if I sit with you?. The girl replied with a loud voice; I don't want to spend the night with you. All the Students in the library staredat the guy. He was Embarrassed & walked away,to another table. After a couple of minutes the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said; I am studying Psychology and I know man's feelings when he is embarrassed. The guy shouted; ₦30,000 for one night,
that's too much!