work palava

A brick layer who is a member of a church came to do a job for his church, the job was done for twodays which the work pay is 4k. The following conversation was made between the man and the pastor
pastor: Bro paul u are blessed forworking in Gods vineyard
Bro Paul: thank u pastor
pastor: how much is ur bill?
Paul: 4k
pastor: what is 4k that the lord can not pay u? Bro! Just go with faith heaven wil pay u.
Paul: Ah! Pastor the 4k is my advance if I get to heaven I wil collect my balance.

OVER SABI DEY WORRY MALLAM

Mallam Musa bought a 20m Naira bullet proof Jeep,he was travelingfrom Abuja to Kano wen he was accosted by armed bandits,dey opened fire on his car n all d bullets bounced off. Musa Startedraining abuses @ d bandits"Ubanka Shege, Dan boroba".D Armed Bandits shouted dat dey couldn’t hear him. Musa rolled his glass down so dey could hear him. He was buried yesterday accordn 2 Islamic rites!!! ABOKI.... Lolz,

DAD HOW WAS I BORN?

ittle boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail withyour Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as Iwas ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it wastoo late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll down... You'll love this.... ' You got Male!

Nigerian politicians

A man dies. In heaven he sees a
large Wall
full of Clocks.
He asks angel: "What are these
for?"
Angel answers: "These are Lie
Clocks,
every person has lie clock!
Whenever u lie on earth, clock
moves."
The man points towards a clock n
asks:
Whose clock is this?
... Angel says:its Mother Teresa 's.
It never
moved, showing that she never
told lie.
The man asks: Where is Nigerian
Politician's clock?
Angel replies:That's in our
office,We use
it as OFFICE FAN............ :

Stupid alhaji

A very rich but local Alhaji,
decided to open a bank
account after lots of adverts to
him. He's asked to go and take
passport photographs. When
he reached the studio he is
placed before the camera & he
began smilling. The
photographer was shocked,
he asked he 'sir please did you
say you need passport
photos?' The Alhaji replies
'sure'. The photographer goes
on, 'so why are you smiling?'
The man replies again 'this
fictures are for my vank
account, and I want to be
smilling to my vank always va?