lol, rescued by glue

Mc Funny Pikin
JOKES! JOKES!! JOKES!!!
A drunk came home very late andsat on the Door step for thirty minutes trying to figure out whatto tell his harsh and super strict wife the reason for his lateness.
He gained Courage, Opened the Door, and found his wife and son watching a late Night movie. He passed them and Went Upstairs, his heart pounding hard. To his surprise, his wife didn't
say a word. Just to confirm, he decided to walk past them, and again back to the Upstairs corridor. But his wife Didn't say a word. He signal his son to come. And he asked him; How come today your mother
Isn't speaking?. or even uttering a word! The boy replied; she asked Me for LIPSTICK and I mistakingly gave her SUPER GLUE.......

COME SEE LOVE LETTER

rom the arcive. A letter written by Cde
to his girlfriend way back in 1991 whilst
he was studying pure maths at night
school
Dear Ruth.
Yesterday, I was passing by your
rectangular house in
Trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute circular
face, conical
nose and spherical eyes, standing in
your triangular
garden. Before seeing you my heart was
a null set, but
when a vector of Magnitude (likeness)
from your eyes
at a deviation of theta radians made a
tangent to my
heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation
with real roots,
which only you can solve by making
good binary
relation with me. The cosine of my love
for you extends
to infinity.I promise that I should not
resolve you into
partial functions but if I do so, you can
integrate me by
applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as
essential to me as an element to aset.
The geometry
of my life revolves around your acute
personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at
parabola restaurant
on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is
making an angle
of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a
solved
polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order
derivatives of maxima
and minima, of an unknown function.

work palava

A brick layer who is a member of a church came to do a job for his church, the job was done for twodays which the work pay is 4k. The following conversation was made between the man and the pastor
pastor: Bro paul u are blessed forworking in Gods vineyard
Bro Paul: thank u pastor
pastor: how much is ur bill?
Paul: 4k
pastor: what is 4k that the lord can not pay u? Bro! Just go with faith heaven wil pay u.
Paul: Ah! Pastor the 4k is my advance if I get to heaven I wil collect my balance.

OVER SABI DEY WORRY MALLAM

Mallam Musa bought a 20m Naira bullet proof Jeep,he was travelingfrom Abuja to Kano wen he was accosted by armed bandits,dey opened fire on his car n all d bullets bounced off. Musa Startedraining abuses @ d bandits"Ubanka Shege, Dan boroba".D Armed Bandits shouted dat dey couldn’t hear him. Musa rolled his glass down so dey could hear him. He was buried yesterday accordn 2 Islamic rites!!! ABOKI.... Lolz,

DAD HOW WAS I BORN?

ittle boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail withyour Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as Iwas ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it wastoo late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll down... You'll love this.... ' You got Male!