lazy teacher

A lazy teacher was once employed ina school and he went to the class toteach. The first day. Teacher: good morning students Students: good morning sir Teacher: I'm going to be your new biology teacher, so do u know what we have this morning? Students: No sir, Teacher: Since u don't know it, there's no point of teaching u. The teacher went and came the following day with this conversation. Teacher: gud morning students Student:gud morning sir Teacher: Do u know what we are having this morning? Out of fear of the previous day, they said "yes sir". Teacher: Since u already know, there's no point teaching u again. The third day the teacher came backto class and asked again. Teacher: Do u know what we are having this morning? Out of confusion some said Yes, while some said No. Teacher: alright then, let those that know teach others who don't kno

expiry date

JOKE FROM Laff Arena Ekaitte: wat r u doin?'' Akpors: notin. Ekaitte: notin? You've been reading ourmarriage certificate 4 an hour nw.. Akpors: i am lookin 4 d expiry date

hahaha

As a gentle and easy going nigerian, you withdrew your money which happens to be your last card from an atm and then thought of counting,after counting, the money is incomplete, what will you do??

lol, rescued by glue

Mc Funny Pikin
JOKES! JOKES!! JOKES!!!
A drunk came home very late andsat on the Door step for thirty minutes trying to figure out whatto tell his harsh and super strict wife the reason for his lateness.
He gained Courage, Opened the Door, and found his wife and son watching a late Night movie. He passed them and Went Upstairs, his heart pounding hard. To his surprise, his wife didn't
say a word. Just to confirm, he decided to walk past them, and again back to the Upstairs corridor. But his wife Didn't say a word. He signal his son to come. And he asked him; How come today your mother
Isn't speaking?. or even uttering a word! The boy replied; she asked Me for LIPSTICK and I mistakingly gave her SUPER GLUE.......

COME SEE LOVE LETTER

rom the arcive. A letter written by Cde
to his girlfriend way back in 1991 whilst
he was studying pure maths at night
school
Dear Ruth.
Yesterday, I was passing by your
rectangular house in
Trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute circular
face, conical
nose and spherical eyes, standing in
your triangular
garden. Before seeing you my heart was
a null set, but
when a vector of Magnitude (likeness)
from your eyes
at a deviation of theta radians made a
tangent to my
heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation
with real roots,
which only you can solve by making
good binary
relation with me. The cosine of my love
for you extends
to infinity.I promise that I should not
resolve you into
partial functions but if I do so, you can
integrate me by
applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as
essential to me as an element to aset.
The geometry
of my life revolves around your acute
personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at
parabola restaurant
on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is
making an angle
of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a
solved
polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order
derivatives of maxima
and minima, of an unknown function.