An S.S.S.3 Students got to School in the Morning and Started Singing. The Teacher tried to Stop the Girl but she Refused to Stop. Instead, she changed from West-life to Sunny Ade, the teacher sent for her relative at home! When her Brother got to her School, the girl was on Barrister, The teacher asked her Brother what her Problem was all about? The Brother said the Girl mistakenly Swallowed a 2GB Memory Card owned by a DJ.

Isn't it strange how N500 seem like such a large amount when we give it as offering, but such a small amount when you go shopping? Isn't it strange how 2hrs seem so long when you're at place of worship, and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie? Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're to make supplications to God, but you have no trouble thinking of what to gist about with a friend? Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Scriptures, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel or magazine? Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets to concerts, film house or games, but they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in the holy gathering? Isn't it strange how everyone wants a place in Paradise, but they don't want to believe, do, or say anything to get there? Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails, BBM,whatsapp, BC and they are forwarded right away, but when we are going to send messages about God, we think about it twice before we share it with others? IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT? Now that you've read this message, forward it to anybody that you consider a friend. lets beef up our spiritual life cos its very necessary.. I believe this will strengthen more than a soul.

lazy teacher

A lazy teacher was once employed ina school and he went to the class toteach. The first day. Teacher: good morning students Students: good morning sir Teacher: I'm going to be your new biology teacher, so do u know what we have this morning? Students: No sir, Teacher: Since u don't know it, there's no point of teaching u. The teacher went and came the following day with this conversation. Teacher: gud morning students Student:gud morning sir Teacher: Do u know what we are having this morning? Out of fear of the previous day, they said "yes sir". Teacher: Since u already know, there's no point teaching u again. The third day the teacher came backto class and asked again. Teacher: Do u know what we are having this morning? Out of confusion some said Yes, while some said No. Teacher: alright then, let those that know teach others who don't kno

expiry date

JOKE FROM Laff Arena Ekaitte: wat r u doin?'' Akpors: notin. Ekaitte: notin? You've been reading ourmarriage certificate 4 an hour nw.. Akpors: i am lookin 4 d expiry date

hahaha

As a gentle and easy going nigerian, you withdrew your money which happens to be your last card from an atm and then thought of counting,after counting, the money is incomplete, what will you do??