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Wednesday 25 April 2012

LETTER FROM AN IGBO MAN TO A GIRL.

Hello pretty damusel,I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined themuvin people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuningguys).I am Aguiyi international! Importa &Exporta. I ownu plenty of shopu in Onitsha mainmarketi. As u are luking at meso, nne a dim very solid.My containers comes in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training.Aguiyi is a bigi boyu, I am a muver, I am a shaker. Iyamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich andby d special grace of God, I am the owner of dibiggest & powerfulu boutiqueu can think of. Iemploy one lady to managin it. I can call her wit myetisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fireher with my glo; and hire another manger with myairtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and firstlady of di conglomerate.All di streets in china are right here in my head andall di Nigerian boys dat load market there areunder me. As I yamu speakingto u now, they aremaking plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of chinaand by the special grace of Godu, you will be lolo ndiigbo nile of china.Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill anyochicha for u.Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. Isend money onerrands.A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is itmy fault dat at my age, I have many boys underme? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u dpresident of d biggest boutique in Onitsha.I wulu repackage u nne and present u to d world,pretty damusel.Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa!My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwaakworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me.Your loving faithfully,Aguyi


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