Jokes.. The madman and the pilot

A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from
Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg,
South Africa.
The madmen were making noise.
So, one of them entered the Pilot's Cabin;
MADMAN: Teach me how to flya plane!
PILOT: I would, but under onecondition.
MADMAN: What?
PILOT: If you can get your colleagues to keep
quiet.
(5 minutes later, the plane was very quiet!
PILOT: Wow!! How did you get them to keep
quiet?
MADMAN: I opened the door and asked them to
go and play outside!!