A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears>>>>>>> A simple friend doesn't know your parent's first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.>>>>>>> A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and clean >>>>>>> A simple friend hates it when you call after they have gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.>>>>>>> A simple friend seeks to talk with you about their problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. >>>>>>> A simple friend wonders about your romantic history, A real friend could blackmail you with it >>>>>>> A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.